i'm going to erase most of the quotes from facebook, but don't want to loose them, so i'm going to put them here:

Jerimiah 29:11

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
~Mark Twain

I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~Adam Savage

"A few tears, and that's all" ~Morrie Schwartz

Pastor: We're like the holy trinity; I'm the father, Paige is like the holy spirit and Shawn...
Shawn: Oh great, your going to sacrifice me, aren't you?

Amy: I don't even know what an RPG is.
Jen: Wait, I know, it means Role Playing Game, right? So, like Dungeons and Dragons?
Hope: Dungeons and Dragons is not an RPG
Jen: Yes it is!
Hope: No it isn't! ...Is it?
Me: *banging my head on the table in front of me* Yes, it is an RPG.

Oh my gosh!!!! I just read this tea-bag and thought it said: 'Orgasmic Bigot'! ~Sarah

I heard on the radio people talking about how great the title "Snakes on a plane" is. I thought about calling in and saying "No it's not!" I mean, that's like calling [V for Vendetta] "Guy who wears a mask because he was horribly burnt"! ~Anna's sister

Everyone loves naked Indians ~Nate

Me: (talking about Rocky Balboa) It was a good ending to a great legacy.
Alyssa: That means he dies.
Jen: Or gets a disease
Katie: Or has a baby.

Me: Guys, I don't know what to do about my classes.
Luke: Punch the professor in the face.
Me: No, I can't do that, she's pregnant.
Luke: Oh, you're right. You have to punch her in the stomach.

Blood on the doily, blood on the door! Blood in the kitchen and blood on the floor! ~Nate

And I would be looking at him and just be thinking "I love you" but then tell him "Let's go eat some raisin bran" ~Anna



.:Guatemala Quotes:.

Tessie: Wait, do you need wireless to write your paper?
Me:.... no, but I want it.
Tessie: Well, I want the crepe-boy...

Tessie: The crepe boy is so beautiful!
Me: But he´s French.
Tessie: I´m a liberal pacifist, I can handle a French man.

Me: Yeah, I think the crepe-boy looks french.
Tessie: Really, I always thought of french men having bad teeth and big noses. I think a better definition for him would be "the definition of male beauty".

I'm not lusting, I'm just admiring God's beautiful creation of mankind. ~Tessie

I hate your tounge ~ Marissa talking to Drew

I´m toilet paper?! ~Tessie

Me: Entertainment, that´s all I´m good for.
Tessie: And reproducing!

It's so hard to live in Guatemala when you mildly fall in love with every brown eyed man... and some women! ~Tessie

There is only one reason a person gets excited about triple minutes, and it's not to call family. ~Daysung

I think that size really matters ~Tessie

You only like me for my pool ~ Bethany

Jesus was the best prankster ever. I mean, look at the resurrection: "Hey guy's, I'm dead. Wait, just kidding, I'm not!" ~Seth

*sings* I got you babe... 'cuz there ain't no mountain hight enough. ~Drew

Becky: Mas frijoles.
Me: For what?
Becky: For life